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Mitch McConnell

from 2020 Revision by Dawn Oberg

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Verse 1:
I wouldn’t cross the street to pee on him if he were on fire
It would be a public service if he were to expire
When people call him turtlehead I have to object
To abuse the turtles thusly shows extreme disrespect

Chorus:
What did a turtle ever do to you
you’d say a thing so cruel and untrue
as that Mitch McConnell’s countenance
is like that of our reptilian friends
and what did turtles ever do to you?

Verse 2:
You don’t see them acting like obstructionist dicks
Or stacking courts with rapey, infantile pricks
They don’t use their turtle powers to push partisan hacks
Or go pulling fascist levers like a Himmler on crack

Bridge:
much like the adhesive used to hold up Trump’s hair
there’s not a lot in nature to which he can compare
while turtles might be loners give ‘em this much at least:
they ain’t power trippers blowing on a vile orange beast

credits

from 2020 Revision, track released August 28, 2020
Andrew Laubacher - drums
Shawn Miller - bass
Dawn Oberg - vocal, piano
Erik Ian Walker - organ

Recorded by Eric Glauser at Hyde Street Studios
Mixed by Nathan Winter
Mastered by Piper Payne at Infrasonic Sound

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Dawn Oberg San Francisco, California

Dawn Oberg is a San Francisco-based songwriter and recording artist.

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